Hi. I’m, Bob. Fat Bob 114. And I am FOR SALE! Not to sound conceded, but I’m pretty curse word awesome. I was born in 2022. I have almost 900 miles of smiles on this body, and not a wrinkle or sun spot to show. I enjoy slow weaves through the streets, bugs on the frame, and warm rides at sunset.

I love classic rock. 80s obviously. Sometimes if a Kesha or B. Spears pops on, it’s okay. But nothing heats up my pistons faster than Bob Seger on a back road.

I’m very rider-friendly. I make the list of the best motorcycles for beginners due to the specialized frame that creates a lightweight ride. I am NOT top heavy like your Great Aunt Marge. No, no. I have the lowest center of gravity of any Harley…making you feel confident and weightless.

I’ll make you feel like a sexy ballerina in chaps.

My owner is awesome. She has OCD and always keeps me clean. She’s selling because her reasons for riding have changed. She’s got a serious boyfriend now, Steve is it? Yeah…he seems to be bringing her more joy than I ever could. I know deep down he’s filled that void in her heart and I guess I’m cool with that. She also wants to finish her basement, and that sh*t ain’t cheap.

They say you can’t put a price on love, but to own me you need $17,999.

Please message her for more details. (She’s the organized one).

If you or someone you know is looking for a new adventure, or a new way to smell lilac bushes and freshly cut grass, hit me up.

Cheers to writing some excitement in your next chapter.

And to being curse word awesome.

Yours truly,

Bob